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WHY DID YOU CLICK HERE? WHY DO YOU SUBJECT YOURSELF TO THIS KIND OF PUNNISHMENT?

 

I was riding my new scooter to my brothers house to show it off. I was so proud. 

 

Going max speed, I saw a BAD crack in the sidewalk. Nay, a chasm. Perhaps a canyon of the grand variety. I tried to brake and avoid it... but no. 

 

I yard saled right into the horizontal plane. My body was hurt, but my pride was hurt slightly more. 

 

I decided to head back with a little less zoom this time. I never even made it to my brothers house. I returned home with a bloodied knee and a hard lesson learned. 

I simply walked in with a straight face and didn't say a word. My husband greeted me, and when he saw my knee the confusion set in, followed by a mini heart attack.

 

"What happened?" he asked... the obvious question of course.  

I've never had a broken bone or major surgery - only stitches on my head from falling back on an old air conditioner when I was in elementary school. So, I suppose I'm not doing too bad. However, does it feel strange to get hurt this bad at this age doing something so dumb? Yes. Yes it does. 

THE CULPRIT

This sidewalk was not playin' around. 

THE AFTERMATH

Getting cleaned up

And yes I scraped my boobs because of course I was wearing a dress.

All bandaged up

Different

Not less

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Neurodiverjennt by Jenn

eMail: Jenn@neurodiverjennt.com

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