
WHY DID YOU CLICK HERE? WHY DO YOU SUBJECT YOURSELF TO THIS KIND OF PUNNISHMENT?
I was riding my new scooter to my brothers house to show it off. I was so proud.
Going max speed, I saw a BAD crack in the sidewalk. Nay, a chasm. Perhaps a canyon of the grand variety. I tried to brake and avoid it... but no.
I yard saled right into the horizontal plane. My body was hurt, but my pride was hurt slightly more.
I decided to head back with a little less zoom this time. I never even made it to my brothers house. I returned home with a bloodied knee and a hard lesson learned.
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I simply walked in with a straight face and didn't say a word. My husband greeted me, and when he saw my knee the confusion set in, followed by a mini heart attack.
"What happened?" he asked... the obvious question of course.
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I've never had a broken bone or major surgery - only stitches on my head from falling back on an old air conditioner when I was in elementary school. So, I suppose I'm not doing too bad. However, does it feel strange to get hurt this bad at this age doing something so dumb? Yes. Yes it does. ​

THE CULPRIT
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This sidewalk was not playin' around.


THE AFTERMATH
Getting cleaned up

And yes I scraped my boobs because of course I was wearing a dress.

All bandaged up
