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In the meantime, enjoy these fine chicken jokes:

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Knock, Knock. Who's there?

Chicken!
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets maybe your keys are there!

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a guitar?
A: A chicken that makes music when you pluck it.

Q: How do comedians like their eggs?
A: Funny side up!

Q: How many eggs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Eggs don't have hands.

Q: What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?
A: New Yolk City!

Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants!

Q: What do you get when a hen lays her egg on a hill?
A: An egg roll!

Q: How do monsters like their eggs?
A: Terri-fried!

Q: Why does a chicken coop stink?
A: Too much fowl odor!

Q: What do you call a chicken test?
A: Eggs-amination!

Q: What do you call an egg that goes on an adventure?
A: An eggs-plorer!

Q: Why couldn't the hen find her eggs?
A: She mislaid them!

Q: What do you call a mischievous egg?
A: A practical yolker.